Kids Say The Darnest Things

My 2 brats can really make my day with the things that they say. A couple of mornings ago, I told Alycia and Sherilyn that I have an appointment with the gynae in the afternoon. Alycia who always seems to be on top of things and knows very well what's going on though I never tell her things directly asked me "mummy, are you going to see Dr Jason today?" I wonder how she knows I am going to see Dr Jason coz I have been seeing Dr Chung (my fertility specialist) and Dr Patrick (the fetal specialist) all the while. Alycia knows why I have to see 3 different doctors and she knows where their clinics are too.

Later as I was dressing up to go out, Sherilyn asked me "mummy, are you going to see the doctor to take out baby now?" "Mummy stay in hospital. Daddy bring us to see you in hospital" . When I heard that, I burst out laughing. The gals seem to know that mummy is going to deliver the baby soon. At the hospital, Sherilyn saw a woman on a wheelchair and she kept asking me why the woman was in the wheelchair. I then explained to her that the woman had a surgery on her stomach and now she can't walk. When she came home, she kept saying this to me "after doctor take out baby from your stomach, I will push mummy on the wheelchair, ok?" Sometimes, my gals can really say things that touches my heart.

Cute Quotes

As I was applying some make-up on my face in preparation to go to church last week :

Sherilyn : Mummy, why you use pencil to draw your eye? (referring to the eye liner that I was using to color my eyebrows)

Me : No, that's not a pencil, it's an eyeliner.

Sherilyn : Oooh.... (in the cutest voice)

I then put on my lipstick....

Sherilyn : Mummy, why you use crayon to draw your lips?

Me : No, that's not a crayon, it's a lipstick.

Sherilyn : Oooh...... (in her cute babyish voice expressing amusement)

Then, as I put on a panty liner on my panty.....

Sherilyn : Mummy also wear diaper......

Me : No, that's not a diaper, it's a panty liner.

Sherilyn : Oooh....... and then giggles.

Funny Quotes

Scene 1

Sherilyn has 2 front teeth that are long and big. Whenever she laughs, I can't help telling her that she's got 2 big front teeth like Bugs Bunny :

Me : Sherilyn, you have such big teeth like Bugs Bunny.

Sherilyn : NO! Mummy has big teeth. Me have lion teeth.... wwoooorrrrr....... (as she imitates a lion growling)

Sherilyn never fails to tell me this whenever I comment that she's got big teeth and she never fails to make me laugh when I hear her say that, especially the growling part.


Scene 2

As I stepped out from the bathroom after my bath one night last week, Alycia stared at my body :

Alycia : giggles.... mummy, your breast is so big

Me : Yup, mummy is pregnant, that's why my breasts are bigger now.

Alycia : giggles.... wah.... so big. Looks like what? Hahaha......

I felt flattered coz for someone who has never had big boops, having larger breasts now are a delight and a compliment!

Kids Say The Darnest Things - Part 3

Conversation 1

Alycia - Mum, long time we din go back to Ipoh to see koong koong and granny.
Me - yup, you miss them?
Alycia - Yess....
Me - we will go back to Ipoh next month to celebrate koong koong's birthday, are you happy?
Alycia - Yyess..... and gives me a big grin.
Me - so what are you going to give koong koong for his birthday?
Alycia - hmmmm......a BIG hug....
Me - only a big hug?
Alycia - and a balloon....
Me - what shape balloon?
Alycia - hmmmmm... heart shape and hmmmmmm..... a square balloon.


Conversation 2

Alycia and Sherilyn had just gotten up from their afternoon nap and Alycia started to whine for no apparent reasons. After I had failed to subdue Alycia, I gave up and brought Sherilyn to the bathroom and as I was washing up Sherilyn...

Sher - mummy, where is Alycia?
Me - Alycia is whining and crying in the hall. Mummy hates the sounds of whining and crying you know, make me mad.
Sher - make me mad oso.
Me - you also always whine and cry for no reason, right?
Sher - ahahahaha......


Conversation 3

We were having dim sum at Overseas Restaurant today and Sherilyn was placed on a baby chair with a seat belt that was spoilt.

Sher to me - my seat belt is spoilt. Aunty, aunty.. ... halo halo.... please come and fix my seat belt, it's spoilt..... as she waves her hand to the waitress.
All of us laughed at her.

Kids Say The Darnest Things - Part 2

More funny, touching and darn things that my gals had said :

Conversation 1
Kakak - Ok, everyone, please help kakak pick up the toys.
Sherilyn - I'm so tired.... (and then lets out a big sigh)

Conversation 2
Sherilyn sitting on her potty - Jajak (kakak)... i stomachache.... please help me.... please please......(as she scrunches her tummy in pain with her hands)
Jajak and mummy then burst out laughing.

Conversation 3
Alycia - Mum, you are so pretty, like an angel...
Me - Thank you Alycia. You're also very pretty and you're also mummy's angel. Why do you say mummy is pretty like an angel? Have you seen how an angel looks like?
Alycia - No, but you look like a princess.

Conversation 4
On a dark evening as it was raining heavily.....
Me - Take a look outside Alycia, it's raining cats and dogs and it's so dark
Alycia - Where, where.... where got cats and dogs?
Me - Raining cats and dogs means raining very heavily.
Me - Ohhh........

Sherilyn and Her Nappy... part 2

Earlier, I had written about how obsessed Sherilyn was with her nappy. It's been more than 2 weeks now and Sherilyn's obsession with her nappies is becoming more intense now and she has even rubbed off the obsession to her cheh cheh. This morning, both gals wore a nappy cape round their shoulders and ran round the house and pretended to be flying as they shouted "i am supergirl, yay".



Sherilyn's obsession was far worse off than Alycia's as she insisted to wear it all the time, from pooping time, to meal time, to napping time. Siau or not you say?

Sherilyn Wearing Mummy's Bra

Look, mummy.... I can also wear your bra.... but I need to fasten the hook first.....

here I go, all hooked up.... just need to rotate the 2 'buns' to the front and I am done.......

I am done mummy...... but it kinda fits loosely on me, never mind, fun putting it on anyway.